no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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