4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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