Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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