i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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