There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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