just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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