So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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