Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think I won the penis lottery.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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