White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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