I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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