just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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