my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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