Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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