I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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