I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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