remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
tell me about the fingering
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