He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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