Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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