dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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