i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Who wears a wallet chain?!
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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