I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i think im in europe. pls send help
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
