Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
smell my finger.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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