So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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