didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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