when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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