i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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