sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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