Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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