I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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