Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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