Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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