yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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