I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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