Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
