and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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