i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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