dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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