Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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