Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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