If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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