There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Farmville is her only friend.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So. Much. Porn.
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