Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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