waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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