Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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