So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
