ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You don't make any sense
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