Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He had one of those small greek statue penises
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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