Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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