Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Randomize
