Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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